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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

What would be a good punishment for spammers?

If a spammer filling our email in-boxes with "enlargement kits" or "Viagra" or "casinos" or "pre-approved loans" is caught what should be his punishment?
Answers:
Die!
The nose in the book penalty.
Spam them for life! : D or maybe just have him sit in front of his computer and somehow clean out all that mess all day and night. I hate those idiots. Bad experiences eh? Same here.
Some ideas:
* Must listen to 36 straight hours of Hillary Clinton
* Nothing but Oprah on their tv
* Only People magazine to read for a year
* All fingernails pulled out with pliers
* Unprocessed pulpwood for toilet paper
* Only dial-up internet fom now on
* Only pinto beans and water for a month
That'll teach the little $%*($#!s
Advertisement aversion therapy in the same manner that Alex was treated in "A Clockwork Orange" to be averse to violence.
Make them watch endless loops of really horrible and insipid commercials, with equally horrible commercial jingles playing in the background.
I know - too cruel.
We should tie them up in the middle of a casino, hook them up to an "enlargment kit", make them take viagra while filling out information for a "pre-approved loan". :-)
They have to spend 24 hours of community service for every person they spam, and each time they spammed they. In other words if they spmmed John Smith 34 times and John Doe 45 times, they need to do 79 days of work.
If they refuses
DEATH!
bleh, i hate spammers! SHOW NO MERCY!! MAKE THEM WATCH ALL THE STUPIDEST COMMERCIALS, MAKE THEM READ SPAM, PAY FOR IT, BUY A NEW COMPUTER WHEN THE SPAM KILLS IT, GIVE THEM SLOWER THAN DIAL UP INTERNET, BLACK AND WHITE TV, ONLY 12 INCHES, MONO SOUND, KIDDIE PROGRAMS....wowwwwwwwwww... i havent gone into ppunishment...i've gone into cruel and unusual torture. sick and twisted..im gonna give myslef nightmares.but still, fitting for a spammer
Ugh...spammers! they should be taken to the nearest video store, strapped to a chair and be made to watch a straight weeks worth of insipid, low-budget movies!

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